You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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