In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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