My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I fill condoms, not promises.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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