I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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