i jhust puked up my retainher.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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