sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
third nipple confirmed
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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