Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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