afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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