Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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