I cockslap morals
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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