That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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