Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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