Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Randomize