When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My penis needs a shock collar
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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