Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Quick, to the slutcave!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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