new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Damn victory sex feels great
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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