Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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