If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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