I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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