She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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