I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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