Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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