is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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