just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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