After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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