false alarm. still invincible.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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