absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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