So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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