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fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have fence marks all over my body
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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