How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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