There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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