I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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