once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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