Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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