Dual....:-)
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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