In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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