Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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