So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
its not stalking. its research.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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