she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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