Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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