i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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