i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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