Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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