Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
