nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
