Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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