Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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