That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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