we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
