that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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