Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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