I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
