How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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