I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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