fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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