youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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