On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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