just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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