i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Enjoy the penises
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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