I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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