living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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