Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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